The rumors about Barnfeld’s Student Job Program appear to be true: the will hire anything with a pulse. This is demonstrated by their recent employment of “Brie,” a seven-month old spayed female Silky Terrier owned by first term student Carolyn Nye.
Said Miss Nye, “Figured if I have to be at work, I might as well bring the puppy, and Brie has to be there, why shouldn’t she be paid?”
When asked, Barnfeld Student reps noted that Brie was “probably very capable” citing that she earned a 78% on Carolyn’s last anatomy test. “Her drawings were colorful and took up the whole page,” said professor of anatomy Dr. Christopher Pasqualoni, “so she got credit.”
Though troubled threats from PETA and the Anti-Youth Labor League, organizers from "Barnfeld: The Livestock Clinic" were hopeful about the prospect of this opening a new and unique pipeline for potential employees. Although they did admit that they were interested to learn how their new employee would respond to patients.
Brie could not be be reached for comment but DDR reports that Brie was so excited by her new job that she peed herself. Brie has reportedly filed a formal request that her salary be paid in peanut butter.
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